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Grammar Bahasa Inggris By Neth Herman

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J2day-#001: Baca Kalimat Bahasa Inggris berikut ini secepat mungkin!
Three witches watch three "Swatch" watches. Which witches watch "Swatch" watches ? 
Catatan: jaga jangan sampai 1 tetes ludahpun keluar kalo bisa.


J2day-#002: Question & Answer!
Ask: "What's the biggest problem in this world?"
Answer: "You carry coals to Newcastle". 
Catatan:carry coals to Newcastle artinya: perbuatan yang sia-sia.

J2day-#003: You'll disappear in 14 weeks!
Linda: "I'm now slimmer..."
Shinta: "How weight are you now?"
Linda: "70 kilos ... I had lost 5 kilo per week"
Shinta: "What!? I think you must stop it, you will disappear in 14 weeks!"


J2day-#004: Working under pressure
Riska: "I dislike this job although I usually work under pressure."

Nofie: "Why don't you go on the top?"
Riska: "Aaarrgghhh ... #@$%@#$%#F%@ ............"

J2day-#005: what if I click both of them?
Student: "What is left-click used for?"

Tutor: "To execute"
Student: "What about the right-click?"
Tutor: "It's optional execution"
Student: (thinking ......) "what if I click both of them?"
Tutor: "That'll explode your head"

J2day-#006: I didn't see a policeman nearby.
(A policeman stopped a driver driving through a red light ....)

Policeman: "Good morning, sir"
Driver: "Good morning"
Policeman: "Did you see the red light?"
Driver: "Yes, sir. But I didn't see you, sir."

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